A little more humor

You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.

Generous lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

good morning

Good morning all of you in the blog world

Halloween

Its getting closer to Halloween what are you going to be doing with all the ghost and goblins out? I will probably
just stay inside.

Rain in northern CA

Yes it is raining here in northern Calif, how about your area.

our weather

Our weather here in northern Calif is about to change to winter like conditions we are supposed to get rain Friday, Saturday and Sunday so much for the summer. But I am
ready for winter to start .

Our President

What kind of job do you think our President is doing

How is the weather in your area?

Well a short post how is the weather in your area it just rained here yesterday which we need .

I cant believe

I cant believe it is the middle of October and Christmas is
just around the corner.

This is Grandma`s house

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
“Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.” Said his mother
“I don’t have to,” The boy replied.
“Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We say a prayer before eating, at our house”
“That’s our house,” Johnny explained. “But this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook

It is a great day

It is a great day here in northern California

I like Things

This is my Blog I like to find all kinds of things to share on the net like stories and videos .