Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Another funny joke

A Movie Bet

Two fellas were watching an old cowboy movie and it came to the part when the cowboy, on his horse, at full gallop, was headed right towards a cliff. One of the guys said to the other, "Hey, I’ll bet you 10 bucks that he rides over the cliff." The other said, "Your on!"

Well the cowboy and the horse went right over the cliff. The fella that lost the bet paid up. A while later, the guy who won said, "Hey, I’m feeling a little guilty about our bet and need to make a confession ... I already have seen the movie." The other fella replied, "Well, I have also seen the movie before ... but I didn’t think he’d do it again!"

Friday, November 12, 2010

Another Great Day

It is another great day here in northern CA. How about your area?

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Knock Knock

Just a funny knock knock joke 

Faiva, age 12, USA

Will you know me in four days?
Yes.
Will you know me in 3 days?
Yes.
Will you know me in 2 days?
Yes.
Will you know me in 1?
Yes.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
I thought you said you knew me already.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Giants Win The World Series

How about the Giants win the World Series great job
giants I am from the San Francisco area.

Monday, November 1, 2010

How about the world series

How about those Giants 3 to 1 in the world series I guess
I am letting you know who I want to win.

Friday, October 29, 2010

A little more humor

You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Generous lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

Halloween

Its getting closer to Halloween what are you going to be doing with all the ghost and goblins out? I will probably
just stay inside.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Thursday, October 21, 2010

our weather

Our weather here in northern Calif is about to change to winter like conditions we are supposed to get rain Friday, Saturday and Sunday so much for the summer. But I am
ready for winter to start .

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

How is the weather in your area?

Well a short post how is the weather in your area it just rained here yesterday which we need .

Saturday, October 16, 2010

I cant believe

I cant believe it is the middle of October and Christmas is
just around the corner.

Friday, October 15, 2010

This is Grandma`s house

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
“Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.” Said his mother
“I don’t have to,” The boy replied.
“Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We say a prayer before eating, at our house”
“That’s our house,” Johnny explained. “But this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I like Things

This is my Blog I like to find all kinds of things to share on the net like stories and videos .